Feb. 28th, 2008

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I must apologize for my recent absence from the school, especially to the new students. I was called unexpectedly out of town due to horribly unfortunate family circumstances.

I truly wish I was surprised to come back and find that the majority of you have been naughty. Therefore, I have a few detentions to hand out. Boys will be located in room 7B, girls in 7C.

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Mr. Lamp has also asked me to inform you of your latest project Apparently he is having trouble getting you all to listen. Anyway, you have been put into groups, and your task is to come up with an original play in these groups. You will then perform these plays in front of the class.

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That will be all. I'm sure Mr. Lamp will explain more in class.

May. 5th, 2007

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Mrs. Choly: THEIR FACES. What has that monster done to their faces?? They were going to be MODELS!!

Mr. Choly: Yes. They were. Let's also not overlook the more serious things he did though. Dear.

Mrs. Choly: THEY USED TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL.

Mr. Choly: Uh. Yes. Anyway. We started to get suspicious when the letters from our children became rather...out-of-character. It turns out that Mr. Griddle had been forging replies from them, to us...

Mrs. Choly: HE LOOKS LIKE A PIZZA.

Mr. Choly: ...We wrote every week. I can't believe it took us this long to notice. The only reason we sent them here is because we didn't want them growing up around our line of work. It also turns out that Mr. Griddle wanted their inheritance...

Mrs. Choly: AND SHE'S FAT.

Mr. Choly: ...alright. To cut a long story short our children are being removed from the school. And Griddle. As they say. Is going down.

Mrs. Choly: Well I suppose she can always diet. But his face is ruined forever.

Mr. Choly: Are you done?

Mrs. Choly: Yes.

Apr. 22nd, 2007

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Everyone has a detention.

Apr. 21st, 2007

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I managed to lose a lot of money on roulette. And I mean a lot. Which is just fantastic, isn't it? I was so sure I was going to w-win and then that ssstupid ball went to the wrong number and I was doing ssso well and it's n-not fffair and...

...

Ahem. In other news...Matthew why did you eat all of the cookie dough? I want some cookie dough.

Jonathon! Get me some more. Now.

Apr. 16th, 2007

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Why is it that every time my darling little brother decides to skip off somewhere, I am left to pick up the pieces.  Bartholomew only lives about a mile away.  This is utterly ridiculous.

But I promised Mummy and Daddy that nothing would happen to the school while he was away, so here I am.  If you must know, it is dear Morticai's birthday tomorrow.  And he has decided to fly to Las Vegas this week to celebrate.  It's his birthday gift to him.  As if the family cruise we have booked for him on Saturday wasn't enough.

Now to be perfectly honest, I really don't want to be dealing with you children.  And I seriously doubt you want to be dealing with me either.  So how about some free plane tickets?  Go along to Vegas as well.  They're yours, take them or leave them.  But if you choose to stay here I don't want to hear or see any of you.  Oh, and you can help walk my dogs.

Apr. 6th, 2007

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Ooooh, I am never drinking again! It just puts all sorts of silly ideas into my head. It's so hard being female. Jonny you naughty boy, you really should have stopped me! But at least we now know your juice works on the living impaired, I suppose.

And hmm...I don't have a thing to wear! Maybe I just won't bother.

Apr. 4th, 2007

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FREEEEEE chocolate party day!!! free chocolate party dayyy!! TOday is the day of the free chocolate party with the free chocolate!!!!!!1

HEY GUYS yiou know what i'm dressed up as?? I am Hunter Bradley The Crimson Lightning Ranger. besauce he is my favouritist ranger EVER!!! He is so cool you guys he has a motorbike that can rturn into a hand nglider and he shoots lighthing andf his zord is a giant BUG!! He's so cool and thats why i am him. my favsourite used to be JACK The Red SPD Ranger but then I diced..decide...decidieid....thort that hunter was cooler.

except besauce it is easter I have bunny ears on my hemet but that jis okeya because i am pretending that the ears sdhoot laser beams!!! And besauce my dad said it was okay so ner



ummmmmmmmmmm also somebody ated some of the eggs already but i don't not know who that was but it WAS NOT ME!!!!!!!!

Apr. 3rd, 2007

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Greetings students. I have a couple of announcements to make.

First of all, and at the request of my son, there will be an Easter Hop on Wednesday, starting at 4pm. For those of you who are a little slow, this means there is going to be a party. Apparently we're having a chocolate waterslide and an Easter egg hunt. I don't know where Matthew gets all this from.

Oh, and students will not be permitted to attend the party unless they come dressed as either a chick, rabbit or lamb.

Secondly, it is my pleasure to welcome back Dr. Jonathon Strangeways to our school. I'm sure you will all be on your best behavior and do what the good doctor orders.

And last, the charred and rather mangled remains of Mr. Strömberg have been found in his dormitory next to an extremely burnt computer. I am sorry to say that he is far too badly mutilated to be reanimated, so he will just have to be disposed of immediately. I will get in contact with his family, and Jonathan can deal with the remains. If he hasn't already, that is.

And if any other people are planning on dying in the near future, can you please do it in a less disgusting way. It would make my job so much easier.

Apr. 2nd, 2007

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HAHAHAHAHAHA my dad would never leave besauce

a) this place is HUGE
b) he loves his boring job
3) he has A DUNGEON YOU GUYS

:D

Apr. 1st, 2007

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I am resigning as principle.

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